I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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