My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Buhtt sex?
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
This can only be settled by a dance off.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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