his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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