It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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