I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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