So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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