he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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