He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
it was like eating out sand paper
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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