her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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