I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
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