we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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