No stitches, just platelets and will power
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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