Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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