It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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