in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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