check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
