sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
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