he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
