This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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