I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
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