love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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