used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
whose ass print is on the piano?
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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