we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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