I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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