is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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