well most of my day revolves around power hour
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
i think im in europe. pls send help
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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