It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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