this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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