he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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