my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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