I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I can't turn off my feet"
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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