didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
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