Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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