butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Someone shit on the floor
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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