Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
false alarm, still single
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