why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
you told grandpa to call you daddy
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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