used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
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