Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I think a kid would responsible me up
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
My dick has a subreddit
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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