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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober

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• (607): View more from New York

  New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics

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  That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder

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  Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?

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• (626): View more from California

  im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.

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• (606): View more from Kentucky

  I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.

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  Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  You're breaking my sexual little heart

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?

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