Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I wish i was in the wii world.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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