I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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