is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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