He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
That accounts for only three of the penises
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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