scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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