We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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