Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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