Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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