Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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