Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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