Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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