He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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